Vegas = 1, J. Money =0

I tip my hat to you, Senor Vegas. While the 8 1/2 hours of sleep kept me “alive” through all 3 days, your bright lights and fancy lifestyle have now knocked me to the ground. You have put my wallet on an emotional roller coaster, and i can no longer think clearly. To be honest, i’m not even sure i’m making any sense right now? (don’t answer that).

So with that, i wish to proudly withdraw, and retreat back to our nation’s capital to regenerate my brain cells. You are a most honorable host, good sir, and i look forward to future meetings.

Your friend,
J. “don’t wake me for 24 hours” Money.