(FYI … “Sank Farten” means “slow down” in Swedish. I’ve been yelling it at speeding cars on my street lately, but I just get strange…
Posts Published by 5am Joel
Things I learned while taking a sabbatical
Since taking time off of work, I’ve had a ton of epiphanies. Most of them happened within 90 days of quitting my job. But even…
Engagement Rings 💍 A Contest + Fun Facts
Happy Friday, y’all! Here are some fun facts about engagement ring bling to take your mind off of this yo-yo stock market! But first, let’s…
Can you retire with a mortgage? How about 15 mortgages!?
Good morning, all. Happy Monday! Some of you are excited to learn more about real estate investing. I’m no expert, but I do have a…
How Much Do Dogs Cost? I’ve Spent $14,000 (so far)
How much do dogs cost? Last month we had to rush my dog to the vet. Well actually it was my wife who took him…
Elvis has left the building … but the show must go on!
One random Wednesday morning, I was checking my spam email folder and came across an interesting message. It was from a guy saying he worked…
Getting my wife on board with the FIRE lifestyle
[Happy Friday! Please enjoy more backstory on our man Joel who will be taking over the blog here shortly! See you back on Monday for…
Crappy Jobs on My Path to FIRE
[Hey guys! Please welcome 5 AM Joel back to the site today as he starts transitioning into his new role here while I go the…