Back by popular demand, it’s time for another Googleizer! Where I check my blog stats for a day, and see what the world is searching for ;) And this is only in 1 day! Haha… if only I had an assistant plucking out the best ones 24/7 (anyone want a new job?).
Here’s what 18 people searched in order to come to our site today… sometimes I really wonder:
I’m so cool – navigate me to the sexy
Well it’s your lucky day partner, you’ve made it!
Cards for old people
What the? I don’t even know how you GOT to this site w/ that :)
Can you get buck teeth from drinking out of a camelbak bottle?
I have no idea! Haha… but I can’t imagine that’s possible unless all you do is drink from it every day? (And again, how the heck do you even GET HERE from that? So weird.)
How many tv do wealthy people have?
Oh man, that’s a stumper. 7? 5? Guess it depends on your definition of “wealthy.”
Can you live in a hotel?
Yes! Well, I can’t because the Mrs. won’t let me (boooooo) but there’s a handful of people out there that are certainly living the dream. Check out our friend Fabulously Broke who’s living in a hotel as we speak!
Dollar bills kiss
Like that photo up there? (You’re welcome)
George W Bush net worth
As of July, 2010 when I blogged about it, George Bush’s net worth was a cool $20 Million. Obama’s? Hovering around $5 Million. The wealthiest of ’em all if you count inflation, and had he not been assassinated (F’d up, man), would have been JFK at around $1 Billion which would have included an inheritance. George Washington came in at 2nd best @ $525 million.
POLAND SPRING WATER POSTERS
You want a poster of water?? To hang up on your wall? How about this instead? ;)
World’s best safe?
Ooooh now there’s a tricky one. I’m gonna go w/ either the Lettuce safe, or the Dirty Underwear one, haha… though I am kinda partial to the hairspray faux can as well :) You can check out my Top 10 list of safes for yourself though and make the call.
SEXY Deer Drive
Umm… if there’s a real street like that, I want to live on it! But if you are into some sort of bestiality, then please move on…. *shiver*
Get paid to have a brand tattooed on you
Hah! There are actually places who do that! (But unless GoDaddy or Diet Coke comes up with an offer, I’m gonna have to pass on that for now.)
Difference between india poor and rich people photos
I don’t know how to respond to that.
Don’t go grocery shopping when your hungry
AGREED! But why are you asking something you already know the answer to? :)
Is it cool to work at Starbucks?
OF COURSE!!! I find ALL starbucks workers cool – it’s one of my dream jobs to try one day :)
Is Protandim a pyramid scheme?
Sources say…. yes.
I love to listen to my wife work as phone sex operator
Haha… Congrats? Does she call herself a phone actress as well? ;)
Weirdest jobs ever
I have a whole list of them! From all of us here on the blog – check it: The Awesomest Compilation of weird & crazy jobs
Spectacles testicles wallet watch
A fellow Austin Powers fan, I see ;)
I think that should about wrap it up for one day… if you’re a blogger, go check and see how people are getting to YOUR site and leave the juicy ones down below ;) As always I had to leave out a lot of “sexy” this and “budget” that (always boring unless stuck together), but maybe you all get some better ones?
And if any of you were the culprits behind any of those searches above, just keep your mouth shut and no one will ever know ;) It’s our little secret….