The Googleizer – Part V

Back by popular demand, it’s time for another Googleizer! Where I check my blog stats for a day, and see what the world is searching for ;)  And this is only in 1 day! Haha… if only I had an assistant plucking out the best ones 24/7 (anyone want a new job?).

Here’s what 18 people searched in order to come to our site today… sometimes I really wonder:

I’m so cool – navigate me to the sexy
Well it’s your lucky day partner, you’ve made it!

Cards for old people
What the?  I don’t even know how you GOT to this site w/ that :)

Can you get buck teeth from drinking out of a camelbak bottle?
I  have no idea! Haha… but I can’t imagine that’s possible unless all you do is drink from it every day? (And again, how the heck do you even GET HERE from that?  So weird.)

How many tv do wealthy people have?
Oh man, that’s a stumper.  7?  5?  Guess it depends on your definition of “wealthy.”

Can you live in a hotel?
Yes!  Well, I can’t because the Mrs. won’t let me (boooooo) but there’s a handful of people out there that are certainly living the dream.  Check out our friend Fabulously Broke who’s living in a hotel as we speak!

Dollar bills kiss
Like that photo up there? (You’re welcome)

George W Bush net worth
As of July, 2010 when I blogged about it, George Bush’s net worth was a cool $20 Million.  Obama’s?  Hovering around $5 Million.  The wealthiest of ’em all if you count inflation, and had he not been assassinated (F’d up, man), would have been JFK at around $1 Billion which would have included an inheritance.  George Washington came in at 2nd best @ $525 million.

You want a poster of water??  To hang up on your wall? How about this instead? ;)

World’s best safe?
Ooooh now there’s a tricky one.  I’m gonna go w/ either the Lettuce safe, or the Dirty Underwear one, haha… though I am kinda partial to the hairspray faux can as well :)  You can check out my Top 10 list of safes for yourself though and make the call.

SEXY Deer Drive
Umm…  if there’s a real street like that, I want to live on it!  But if you are into some sort of bestiality, then please move on…. *shiver*

Get paid to have a brand tattooed on you
Hah!  There are actually places who do that! (But unless GoDaddy or Diet Coke comes up with an offer, I’m gonna have to pass on that for now.)

Difference between india poor and rich people photos
I don’t know how to respond to that.

Don’t go grocery shopping when your hungry
AGREED!  But why are you asking something you already know the answer to? :)

Is it cool to work at Starbucks?
OF COURSE!!!  I find ALL starbucks workers cool – it’s one of my dream jobs to try one day :)

Is Protandim a pyramid scheme?
Sources say…. yes.

I love to listen to my wife work as phone sex operator
Haha… Congrats? Does she call herself a phone actress as well? ;)

Weirdest jobs ever
I have a whole list of them!  From all of us here on the blog – check it: The Awesomest Compilation of weird & crazy jobs

Spectacles testicles wallet watch
A fellow Austin Powers fan, I see ;)

I think that should about wrap it up for one day… if you’re a blogger, go check and see how people are getting to YOUR site and leave the juicy ones down below ;)  As always I had to leave out a lot of “sexy” this and “budget” that (always boring unless stuck together), but maybe you all get some better ones?

And if any of you were the culprits behind any of those searches above, just keep your mouth shut and no one will ever know ;) It’s our little secret….

PS: Googled Part IGoogled Part II, Googled Part III and Googled Part IV

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  1. FB @ November 30, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    You know it!

    Love that the Googleizer found my post about living in a hotel on your blog!!

  2. Emmy November 30, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    HA! I need this laugh this morning- thank you!

    I get some random searches for my blog too… I feel like I’ve told you about how people had searched “I don’t need advice, give me money” and stuff about credit cards and found my blog. I think they had us confused.

  3. SmartAssetTeam November 30, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Very funny! I think I saw an internet art piece once that just had a live stream of things people type into google. It was funny, scary, entertaining and strange. The stuff some people come up with to ask google! I like your alternate poster idea, definitely beats water, but I guess that depends on who might be drinking it ;)

  4. J. Money November 30, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    @FB @ – Oh yeah! It finds it almost every singe day, actually :) The gift that keeps on giving! Haha…
    @Emmy – It’s true — I give away money as well as advice, haha… Yeah Love Drop!
    @SmartAssetTeam – Haha, I bet the ladies would rather look at that than water though any day :) Y’all are beautiful creatures!

  5. Jen @ Master the Art of Saving November 30, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Sexy pirates
    pirate gold
    gold dollars
    south park slippers
    beer rebate
    financial deprivation
    buried alive
    evil credit
    stubborn puppy
    how to transfer swagbucks to paypal
    how to be a dominatrix

    I love finding out how people find my blog, it’s always an interesting thing to see.

  6. Andrea Travillian November 30, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Laughed out loud – thank you! My favorite is the cards for old people! I don’t get any cool searches for my site like that!

    The best one I found was “are you already doing”. Not sure what they wanted to know what I was already doing! Next best “”5 signs that you have a credit card”, I am going to have to say you should know by the fact that bills arrive and the cards should be in your wallet?!

  7. Matt, Tao of Unfear November 30, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Nothing interesting on mine, yet, except for what I’d expect to find.

    Kinda makes me want to go search for crazy crap and try to get to your blog though.

  8. Jenna Markowski November 30, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    What a funny/creative idea for a blog post! The things that people Google is mind-blowing. I think the first one is my favorite — it sounds like some sort of personal ad!

  9. Jenna, Adaptu Community Manager November 30, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Thanks for the Wednesday chuckles!

  10. AverageJoe November 30, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    I’m a little unsettled by the number of people who found me using the term “Oompa Loompa.”

  11. Christa November 30, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    I love the Kiss dollar bill :-)

  12. John November 30, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    You defiantly have to toss the Kiss dollar up on Giveaways are Sexy!!!

    Also, I’m curious what plugin your using to grab your traffic stats.

    Check out my latest post: Top Five Reasons to Pay Cash for Your Next Cat

  13. Tino November 30, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Today I got: Sexy lottery
    Turns out that budgets aren’t the only thing that’s sexy!

  14. J. Money December 1, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    @Jen @ Master the Art of Saving – Beer rebate??? Yes please! Sign me up! Haha…
    @Andrea Travillian – Haha, I’ll agree with you on that one too ;) People are funny.
    @Matt, Tao of Unfear – Don’t lie, you know you already have ;)
    @Jenna Markowski – I know, right?
    @Jenna, Adaptu Community Manager – You welcome, chuckler ;)
    @AverageJoe – HAahhahhahaahaa… now THAT, is awesome my friend. MUCH better than mine, haha…
    @Christa – Me too! Though I wish I would have been the one to actually have *drawn* it ;)
    @John – I would if I made it! (sad trombone) Oh, and I use Statcounter mostly for my stats, but I also have Google Analytics which is most peoples’ favorite – I just haven’t gotten used to it yet after all these years.
    @Tino – I love it!! And I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten the same in the past due to all my lottery posting too ;) Keep up the good work!

  15. Happy Homeowner December 1, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    I had this gem roll in today: “pills hope money freedom” Whaaaa? I love the Googleizer!!!

  16. J. Money December 2, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Hahaha that’s what I’m talkin’ about ;)

  17. Lauryn Doll December 2, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Some of those results are too funny!
    I thought I was the only one who went into my analytical data and started mining for funnies!

  18. J. Money December 3, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    Nope! You know we all check our stats like 10 times an hour ;)

  19. Matt, Tao of Unfear December 3, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Only 10 times an hour? :P

  20. Paula @ Afford Anything December 3, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Len Penzo once announced that someone navigated to his site after searching for the phrase “sex with plumber.”

  21. Jessica, The Debt Princess December 5, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    The only odd one I got was “is it ok to bring my kids into bed with me.”

    I’d just like to say, yes it’s ok but let your partner know first.

  22. J. Money December 6, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    @Matt, Tao of Unfear – Sorry, that was on the conservative side. Let’s go with 25 :)
    @Paula @ Afford Anything – Hahaha… I bet it was his wife ;)
    @Jessica, The Debt Princess – HAH! I’m not a parent so that reallllly sounds weird!