Up to your eyeballs in debt?
Hate your credit cards?
Stressed from all those nasty collection calls?
Worry no more, friends…
Introducing: The “Debt Is Not Forever” Affirmation!
The most powerful solution in killing your dream killers and fighting your debt fights who fight you on debt while killing your dreams! (What?). No more tossing and turning at night when you’ve got Debt is Not Forever. Just shout it to the world 3x before bed, and 3x before logging onto BudgetsAreSexy each morning, and immediately feel the rays of hope again! It’s not just a saying, it’s a way of life!
And with just 3 easy payments of $0.00 each, it can all be yours today. Act now, and we’ll also throw in the “Gain Control of Your Life Again, Man – What Are You Waiting For?“ companion line absolutely free! Sure knowing debt is temporary may feel good, but without taking action what does it matter? “Gain Control of Your Life Again, Man – What Are You Waiting For?” is the perfect reminder to get out there and finally do something about it!
But wait… There’s more!
Act now (for real) and you’ll not only get the award winning “Debt is Not Forever” solution AND it’s “Gain Control of Your Life Again, Man – What Are You Waiting For?” counterpart, but we’ll ALSO throw in the “Hurry Up and Meet Me on The Beach You Bastard – Your Beer’s Getting Warm!” prompt too! Because nothing motivates you more than seeing all your friends living it up on Facebook without any care in the world.*
#YOLO, #FOMO, #FONSY!
Pick up that phone and order now. Supplies are unlimited, not unlike your freedom.
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Brought to you by J. Money and The #DebtIsNotForever Movement. If you’re not realizing it by now, you have all the power to make debt temporary. Will you own it?
*Don’t let it fool you, it’s a farce.
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I actually just wrote about this. I used to just accept that I would be in debt until I died. Took a shitload of effort to step off that treadmill but once you do – the freedom is addictive!
It’s hard to see others still swept up in it – financing cars they can’t afford etc, and not say anything.
Emma! I totally agree with the notion of accepting debt as a part of life! It’s been rooted in a lot of society and in my own home growing up. As soon as it was close to getting out of debt, some fancy thing would show up and any debt payment plan would fall off. I am on a debt-free journey right now :) Congrats on taking a big step!
Congrats to BOTH of you! It’s amazing what happens once that epiphany hits, right?
Is the “How to Achieve a DIY Mohawk” pamphlet also included? Or should I order separately? Frugal Hound wants to know.
That requires a seminar… and lots and lots of hairspray :)
Sign me up! This is one product I definitely want a piece of!
Have you seen this youtube video? It’s one of my favorites. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0HX4a5P8eE
And it’s just like what you’re pawning today! The funniest thing to me is that everyone acts like it’s a ritual that everyone has to go through. Such a load of B.S.
One of my all-time favorite videos :)
I would order one, but I already figure it out and man it feels good!
It’s all about your mindset and attitude. If you think that you will be in debt forever, odds are you will be because you will give up and quit every time. Why try paying it off when you’ll never get out?
Once you change your mindset and believe that it is possible to get out of debt, things start changing and you take action and stay the course. I’m not suggesting that all you have to do is think positively and have a can-do attitude, but having this as part of the equation is essential.
Exactly on point. Can’t just wish for things to happen a la The Secret, but it definitely goes hand in hand with action taking. Together it’s a force to be reckoned with!
You have to believe that you can get out of debt. This is one of the reasons I put a a debt all-stars list on my site. It helps those in debt to see that others have paid off a ton of debt as well, why not me?
Here is the link if anyone is interested in checking it out: http://www.moneysmartguides.com/debt-payoff-all-stars
One of the best pages you’ve ever built on your site :)
Reminds me that I need to share that around a little too – thx!
How about sending it to friends and family — gonna need an anonymous sender option there. Can’t be TOO pushy about it, right?? Ooooh, and gift wrap options??
I’m glad you brought that up!
For an additional $0.00 you’ll also get access to the “listenupdummy@debtisnotforever.com” email address! With unlimited sends!
I have set up a payment for today to pay off my last non-mortgage debt! We’ve been working on it for about five years and have gone through three job changes and three moves which didn’t help, but the day is finally here!
We’re all rooting for you and celebrating with you! Congratulations!! Now treat yourself to something nice, really nice… To celebrate our (non-mortgage) debt-iversary at the end of last year, we bought more stocks! It’s amazing how your outlook changes once you make the shift to eliminating debt from your future.
ROCK ON PAUL!!!!
That is awesome! And hard as hell to do BUT YOU DID IT!!
Great great inspiration. Thanks for stopping by to share with us today :)
Now please return your Debt Is Not Forever mantra so that we may repurpose it for someone who needs it.
How much is shipping and handling? And can I make 3 easy payments?
“3 easy payments and 1 f*cking complicated payment. We ain’t gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch.” – Mitch Hedberg
lol @ Darrell. That Mitch Hedberg is a classy guy!
I had to look up who that was – does that make me lame?
Hah if only that were the only step! I especially like the beach option :)
Well, I tip my hat to you for bringing out the creativity in me. Without your movement this gem would have never seen the light of day ;)
Thank God debt is not forever and that I’ve realized that. Now to get it paid off sooner rather than later! :)
That’s a great value for the money J. I will advise all indebted people to take advantage today as freedom waits for no man / woman. Plus you wouldn’t want your beer to get warm unless your visiting parts of Europe. (That’s how they like it)
I know – that drives me bonkers too! Can never find any ice in that region!
I have seen a bunch of these debt is not forever posts, but I think this is my favorite. Who wants to drink warm beer at the beach anyway? :-)
Score! What does that win me?
Hahaha, nice one – thanks for the laugh.
Sometimes, I think a better life really is as simple as having a positive attitude.
Cheers!
I can guarantee it doesn’t hurt :)
OK, but how about a discount? Maybe offer a coupon or a Presidents’ Day sale?
Forgot to mention that, yes!
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J. Money, this is hilarious, and it’s so affordable!
Love it. I wish this was a real TV and or radio commercial that played each morning.
Me too :)
If only I had the funds to air it during the Super Bowl!
I wanna join in! Debt is not forever. If I make a choice to make a difference, I will be forever debt-free, J Money.
Yessir!
And feel free to blog about it yourself too – gotta spread the message far and wide!
Count me in! Life is for living :)
Love it! Just stumbled across this and it is so true!
Thanks – I had fun with this one ;)
Hi we’re really trying to get out of debt and be finally debt free