It’s a good thing I wasn’t invited to any great parties or else I’d be a scramblin’. Although it sure woulda felt good opening up all them invites 🙁 Oh well…they were probably too nervous that I’d drink all their beer… And rightfully so 😉
But anyways – if you’re looking for some quick and cheap costume ideas you’re in the right spot! Here a few of my favorites from last year’s costumes (which would last you 40 whole years by the time you got through them all!):
- Christmas Tree: I once saw this guy dressed in all green with nothing else but Christmas lights wrapped around him. It looked kinda stupid at first, but when he plugged himself into the wall he had the whole party’s attention! (and he got a lot of chicks that night)
- Random Hook-up: Drape a lot of colored extension cords around you and you’re a “Random Hook-up.”
- DC Tourist: You know the kind: fanny pack, I heart DC tshirt, metro maps, high-waisted long shorts, camera 🙂
- Smarty Pants: Tape smarties candies to your pants – SMARTY PANTS!
And here are some other AWESOME and super cheap ideas from my latest post over at Amex’s Currency: 10 Frighteningly Cheap, Easy, Hilarious Halloween Costume Ideas
- The tanning bed. Tape glow-sticks up and down your arms. Then go around the party, entrapping people in your embrace: Instant tanning bed.
- The chick magnet. Tape a bunch of Barbie dolls to yourself. Or use pictures of hot girls!
- The gold digger. Wear a shiny gold dress. Bring a shovel.
Funny right??? Like any of them? You can always do what I usually do and just throw on some guyliner and black nail polish and pretend you’re a rock star 😉 Although it does get a tad annoying always having to explain what you’re dressed as 24/7. Can’t people just read minds? Haha…
You guys already have your outfits picked? Anything nice & juicy you can tell us about? Either way, I hope you all have a magical weekend!!! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do 😉
(Slick Bert & Earnie costumes by chattingjason)